A recipe

History Channel

2 cups Nazis
1 cup Jesus
1 1/2 Tbs. Nostradamus
juice of a pseudo-scientist "expert"
dash non sequitur reality tv
sprig of Egyptology (to garnish)

Mix all in a large bowl, let rest while consuming wine and HotPockets, then bake at 350 until you awaken in a drunken stupor with an irrational fear of the year 2012. Enjoy alone.

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